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I Dream of Hungry Zombies

The night of 2/3/21, I had one of those weird dreams where you keep “waking up”, only to realize it’s just another dream.  The dream began with zombies in our house (it didn’t look like any house we had ever lived in before, though).  Mother Duck and I had trapped the zombies somewhere, and we were trying to figure out what to do about them.  These were rather strange zombies, though.  They didn’t just eat brains.  Rather, they had a ravenous hunger for anything and everything, and there was a very real possibility that, if these zombies escaped, they would somehow manage to eat the world’s supply of food so quickly, everyone on the planet would starve and die before it could be replenished!  (Such an idea seems pretty absurd now, but in my dream, it seemed very dire indeed!  Seriously, how could just a handful of zombies eat that much food so quickly?  How would they even cross the ocean?  Would they board planes?  Zombies don’t have passports!)

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Celebrate Halloween with Some Gluten-Free Brains!

October is almost upon us, and though Halloween may be just a day, we’ve got a whole month to celebrate the spookiest time of the year!  How am I celebrating October?  Why, I’ve switched to my super cool Haunted Mansion ringtone.  Thanks for asking!  Now getting lots of mysterious calls from strangers is fun!

This is also the time of year I can finally enjoy the silly zombie shirt I designed for SpreadShirt!  If any of you are interested, you can find it on the SpreadShirt Marketplace right here , starting at $15.49! Food allergies can be scary, but at least brains are gluten-free!

This shirt design is zombie-approved

Spooky T-Shirts Are Here!

With October quickly approaching, I thought I’d get some Halloween designs up on SpreadShirt.  On my Duck of Indeed SpreadShop, I’ve created a few variations of my new spooky Duck, and I’ve also added a few new designs to my Marketplace page, which is where non-brand-related designs go.  The first design is a zombie with the text “Brains are gluten-free”, great news indeed for any gluten-intolerant zombies out there.  In addition to my Halloween t-shirts, I also added a design with the Loch Ness Monster, Scotland’s greatest hide-and-seek master.  Nessie looks pretty charming indeed.  The designs are as follows:

This is what happens when the Duck drinks expired milk…

This shirt design is zombie-approved

Ain’t she perty?

As an extra treat, I wanted to mention that SpreadShirt is having a 15% off everything sale in all shops (this is where I sell my Duck of Indeed t-shirts) from 9/12/17 – 9/18/17.  If you’re interested, the code is: 150917.  And of course, all designs are property of the Duck of Indeed!

Edit: Actually, several days have gone by, and my zombie design has not yet appeared in my Marketplace page.  I’m not sure when it will, but if it doesn’t show up soon, I might try making it available in my SpreadShop instead, in case you’re interested.

Duck, Creator of Terrifying D-Shirts!