This is a pretty old post that’s been lying around on my computer for many, many months, so I thought I’d just get it published so I don’t have to look at the ugly thing anymore. It lists a few cruddy jokes I came up with, most of which are several versions of the exact same thing because I’m ridiculous like that. It’s really bad, but here it is….
First joke: What’s a duck’s favorite snack?
Cheese and quackers, of course. Yum.
And now for a three-parter.
Corny joke: What do you get when a goldfish is mad at you?
Corny answer: The gold shoulder! Ba-dung-dung-ch!
Stupid joke: What about if a brave person is cross with you?
Stupid answer: The bold shoulder. (I know, terrible.)
Idiotic joke: How about if you wronged an old timey person?
Even idiotic-er answer: Ye olde shoulder.
Yep, there’s my stupid post with stupid jokes. It’s really quite stupid.
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