A while ago I came up with an idea for an invention. Weird socks. Stay with me now. Don’t you hate when your clothes have no pockets? Then, you have to carry everything around. How awful is that? So awful! That’s why I invented the pocket sock! Now you always have pockets, in your socks!
If you’re not already filled to bursting with amazement, I also have the denim sock, the leather sock, even the biodegradable sock. Why a biodegradable sock, you ask? Ever walking along and see a lone sock lying by the side of the road? That’s why.
I also have the stylish zip-up socks and button-up socks. Socks for every occasion! (And there’s probably no need, but I must add that this idea is my property. I could just see someone taking my idea and this somehow making money, and I’ll be both shocked and annoyed.)