I felt like doing something special for Christmas (it is Jesus’s 2010th birthday or so, after all), so I wrote some silly limericks. Limericks are so fun! Here they are! I numbered them so it’s easier to tell them apart.
1.) There once was a fat man named Claus
Who ate whatever he saw.
He ate all of our treats,
All our crackers and beets,
And even the roast that was raw.
2.) I made a snowman one day
Whose scarf was merry and gay.
So I hugged him real tight,
With all of my might,
Which made him melt right away.
3.) There once was a reindeer named Bob
Who had a very hard job.
He got nothing done
‘Cuz he didn’t have thumbs,
So it made him seem like a slob.
4.) My tree was glowing with cheer
With my cat standing quite near.
Then, she pulled it right down
And drug it around
With needles all left there and here.
And I just couldn’t finish this last one, but I liked how it began, so can anyone think of a proper ending?
5.) I gave my parents a gift
That was heavier than what they could lift.
Anyway, Gleeful Christmas!
Old Saint Duck